I didn’t think anyone was crazy enough to actually believe that nonsense until I had to take clients to an exotic animal habitat and shit like this was displayed everywhere:

Dear Governor Bevin,

If she managed to leave TLC would almost certainly exploit her pain and pitch a show about her struggle as a single mom under the guise of it being “empowering”.

Gahhh you’re so sweet :3 Thank you! My lips are funny though— sometimes they’re normal to fullish and other days they’re really big. I think it might be a water retention thing? If I go out for drinks, the next day my lips are huge. I figure it’s from being dehydrated but maybe it’s from making out from strangers. Who…

I wish I wasn’t such a sweaty beast or else I’d love to try a smoky eye. Even in the dead of winter my face tends to get oily/sweaty though :( But, yeah, I’m more of a fucshia or cherry lip color fan. Can’t do mattes though. They look wayyyy too dragalicious on me :p 

Thanks!!! I’m shocked at how well the frames fit my face. I have a larger face and a lot of cateye frames are so tiny (except for sunglasses). They’re from bonlook.com. They do good work and there’s a fairly quick turnaround production/shipment time. Sign up for their  emails/coupons though— they send out deals…

I don’t think mauve is my color but it’s still fun :p And the app works well even if you have glasses on, which is good for me since I never really take them off anyway.

If folks are just looking for a fun, makeup/makeover app to dick around on, I really enjoy YouCam Makeup: Selfie Makeover. Dumb name, yes, but good lord this thing is entertaining and I use it as a “fidget toy” of sorts when I get anxious.

A lot of it does come down to genetics and hormones though and shit luck in your younger years. My mom always had a rather clean complexion but large pores. I got stuck with bad acne up until a few years ago (I’m 30 now) but it still flares up as a result of hormones. I barely wore makeup when I was younger but have…

I didn’t even consider that but it would make sense. Good thinking!

I think they have had a decent number of vintage inspired looks but they’re definitely more office appropriate than kitschy or whimsical (like ModCloth’s).

Eloquii is usually a bit out of my budget but they send out coupon codes with some frequency so it’s worth signing up for their e-mails. I got one dress from them that was $80-ish, on sale for $27. And their shipping was quick. I received my order about 4 or 5 days after it was placed.

Strangely, the eShatki pieces I’ve purchased secondhand have fit fairly well and I was pleased with the fabric. The items I purchased directly from the site? Woof. Just like you said, frumpy af with irksome material that did not travel well. They’re just too hit or miss for me to invest more money in at this time,…

I just wish that Gigi would focus on more commercial and/non high fashion brands. She’s very beautiful but always seems out of place in more avant-garde editorials and shows; it’s just not her niche.

I don’t know if I’ll ever not get Devon Sawa and Jonathan Brandis confused :/

He can’t imagine dating a woman because no one has ever agreed to date him. Dude is lonely (and bored) as fuck.

They’re the same guys who message women with cringeworthy pickup lines then, when they’re inevitably rejected, they flip out and call the recipient an “ugly, fat slut” and say they “wouldn’t fuck [her] anyway”. These dudes are gross, adult versions of little kids who stomp their feet when they don’t get what they…

I mean, *I* take those risks because I’m a poor thirty-something. But if I was wealthy and 50+? The craziest I’d get would be turtle time.

Damn, I’m naïve as fuck :(