While I’m not normally one to mock someone’s looks, I think if you assault a fast food employee then you deserve to feel the wrath of the Internet fashion police.

They're not quite Wisstuh moms (they'd have to have a Kate Gosselin hair cut and wear their weight in Pandora bracelet/charms) but maybe more north— Lowell perhaps?

As someone who has spent time on RI’s shores, I can only imagine feeling cold, wet, and alone in that scenario. Certainly not romantic.

Damn, I look like a mess half of the time but that’s my right as a human! Albeit a non-pregnant one, but I still hate it when people tell me how to dress.

I feel you. A lot of people don’t realize their worth and how much others value them. It might seem selfish to some when you just drop out of life, but when you’re depressed you often times can’t comprehend that your absence would have an impact on anyone else.

I’m really envious of people who have oodles of stories about how awesome college was for them. It was way better than high school for me because I wasn’t picked on, but it was honestly impossible for me to make anything beyond acquaintances.

Oy vey. >.<

Oh, I totally don’t have a life (outside of dog cuddling).

Or how “Obummer” is responsible for every unfortunate thing that occurs. Forest fire? Obama. Alien mutilation of cattle? Obama.

There could be an article about an adorable bundle of kittens who were all adopted by a senior center and nearly all of the comments would be something to the effect of: “This is what’s wrong with America— overcrowding. Women are spreading their legs left and right! What ever happened to values?! Trump for pres!”

I normally just assume that the comments section of a site is 80% garbage (looking at you, Daily Mail, oh lawd) so I usually can’t be bothered to care enough. But I think there are a lot of important discussions being had on Jezebel and too many conversations are derailed by trolls.

You care wayyyyy too much about trolls...and yet this commenter is taking time out of their (clearly) very busy day to respond to all of your comments. Hm.

From the little that I’ve seen thus far, there is some potential if they ceased with the tanning, hair product, and douchitude.

I’m a sucker for the Real Housewives franchise but I tried to watch Vanderpump Rules and I kept getting the cast confused with each other.

Oy, I still vividly remember all of the Y2K emblazoned crap for sale. I guess we thought if the world was going to end we might as well own a keychain commemorating it.

I nearly had coffee fly from my nose. I don't know if there's a shorthand way to write that but I'm open to suggestions.

That chin!! (Re: Christoph) <3

Yes. Because I like big schnozzes and wonky eyes.

Commenting because I wish I could star your comment again. ((Sigh))