A+ wig game.

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

Seems like a good idea to me.

He can’t divest because the sale of his assets would not sufficiently cover his debts.

The biggest reason, I believe, is that Trump is actually underwater. His Scottish golf courses lose money every year, and he owes at least $1.8 billion dollars to foreign banks. The speculation is that he would lose everything he has and still owe money. Really, that’s why he ran for President - he needed the…

It’s literally the start of the pledge “On my honor, I will try to serve god and my country...something something something.” Best part is my brain can only read it in short choppy 8 year olds reciting something.

Yiannopoulos’ Facebook post includes allegations, not previously reported or since verified (in fact, university police have flat-out denied his claims), that protesters threw the aforementioned barricades at police, and attacked people attending the event with “bags of feces” and sprays of urine.

I just don’t see how an attitude of, “They’re not REALLY on our side because they’re white” helps literally anything. Insulting and alienating people on your own team only helps the other team.

I personally do not want to be on the same plane as the POTUS(elect). My reason for this is that they are now targets for any lunatic, and Ibelieve that they are endangering the public by flying coach on a JetBlue flight. It is irresponsible of them, especially considering the fact that they now have all the resources…

More money than god, more Lawyers than Hell.

none of us has the fucking rank to ask about Shelly.

Donald Trump cares about wack people.

Ha Kanye’s gonna perform at his inauguration.

I guess Trump must be starting his interviews for the new head of FEMA.

They deserve each other.

Kanye West clearly isn’t at his Kanye Best, and needs to return to the Kanye Nest for another round of Kanye Rest, before continuing on the Kanye Quest.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

to be a fly on the wall to see those two narcissists speak