Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

This is some serious white people shit.

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

My gf and i regularly play ‘guess who these tv show characters would vote for in real life’ and i maintain that literally everyone on The Office except for Oscar (maybe) would be full on QAnon/trump supporters. 

Is it unique and cool in some way? Sure. Is it remotely reasonable to consider as a reliable, relatively affordable year-round daily driver? Not a chance.

If he just wants a cool hobby car to start conversation and drive to the airport once in a while, great, but that’s not at all what he asked for.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

I feel like judging people for enjoying pumpkin spice was amusing in 2013, and got kinda tired by 2015. I personally have embraced my basic fall being. Pumpkin spice reminds me of the fancy Barnes & Noble in the town I grew up in and browsing the music and movies section, and all the promise and possibilities I…

same

I would frame that email and put it up in my office just like I framed the printout from the College Republicans website at a previous university that declared me a “communist indoctrinator.”

they saw this and he was still acquitted. jurors are trash, straight up trash

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

Well, now it will have a dent in the bottom corner of the bumper. Cant be too many Camrys out there with that!

Possession is nine tenths the law

Thankfully, this particular situation was quickly defused because one of the officers attending the incident lives in Bugha’s neighbourhood and recognised the teen.

Is anyone else surprised that they actually sold 90,000 Titans?

I don’t want to make a thing of this but I think, down here in the comments section, there’s a difference between “I’m willing to make a joke about this” and “I don’t think this is a serious thing”. There are lots of things that are serious and terrifying in the world that people joke about to help cope with the stark…