I’m in SE Michigan and this is about what they’re going for (if you can find one). I’ve been considering buying one, but having a hard time paying MSRP for a used Volkswagen. 

Trains. I was talking about trains. You can put them underground. You can elevate them. You can make them high-speed. Some are gas powered, some are electric. Every other developed country in the word uses them widely. I say public transit and everyone responds “BIG CAR NEED SALT TOO.” I’m an absolute moron idiot…

It only wasn’t benign if you think it was targeted at her condition - which would require he knew in advance (I assure you this was not common knowledge). Or else it was a dumb joke about her having a shaved head. Which seems more likely to you?

I live in southeast Michigan. Fish in the rivers are not edible and untreated water is undrinkable. We need to drastically rethink the way we live, or we will not continue to live. 

“Use trains” is the idea of someone who is high, but destroying the planet is rational. 

No great alternative? Public transit. 

Does anyone else not believe the manufacturers warnings to dealers? It all seems like good cover. “Don’t charge too much or it makes the brand look bad *wink wink.*” Now they have plausible deniability saying they warned dealers, dealers take the blame in exchange for $10k markups per car. Which is a good trade for…

onX can be a hog, depending on the layers you’re running.

onX can be a hog, depending on the layers you’re running.

This...is how you negotiate a plea. You don’t start at what you think is reasonable. And a lawyer who says publicly his client’s ultimate position is a moron. Just because the DA offered a deal doesn’t mean it was a good-faith deal.

Things described as “classy” never are. 

A rake. Leaf blowers are extremely loud pollution machines that emit not only an ungodly amount of exhaust (“Leaf Blowers emit as much pollution in one hour as driving a 2016 Toyota Camry 1,100 miles”) but also kick huge amounts of particulate matter into the air.

A rake. Leaf blowers are extremely loud pollution machines that emit not only an ungodly amount of exhaust (“Leaf…

Where my Jews at? 

They were fake. It was a wig the whole time. 

I saw Criss Angel in Las Vegas. It remains the absolute worst show I have ever seen, by a wide margin. 

I’m using this mileage metric at the dealer henceforth. 6k miles? Only if you don’t count the distance Earth has travelled around the sun, Larry.

I just got my guns back from Obama, and now this!?

There is an excellent biggie smalls joke here somewhere.

Poor naive Wait, What?

I’m a lawyer and I’m a fucking loser. 

In Utah, I’ve seen drivers sit in the left lane to police how fast people are going. Your experience here was no typical, I assure you.