Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

Looks like a Camaro backed into a Pepboys.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Many of these cars are available for purchase only upon invitation from the vehicle manufacturer.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

citation needed

I wish it had been an Always Sunny Dick Towel!

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

Plain and simple, unless you’re passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane. 

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

I don’t have to pee, I just get drunk on the power of inconveniencing so many people at once.

My approved what?!

Triggered.

This should have been published on The Takeout

He’s going to get his mirrors stolen.

what does that have to do with anything?  Applaud the fact that some people set and live within a budget.  You gave a silly take. 

Yeah, I never got the point to washing raw chicken so I’ve never done it. It doesn’t accomplish anything. My mom doesn’t either. Don’t remember if my grandma did

He looks like Lindsay Graham fucked Rocky Dennis and Cher dropped the baby on its face.