“My savings are zilch and my debt is high. I will likely have to dig into my retirement account to cover a down payment”

The shutdown made TSA employees likeable.

Maybe because you’re wrong. But who knows?

I was going to explain my joke and then I remembered that there’s nothing worse than reading an explanation of a joke.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

yaaaas

I have been made aware that some of the interactions related to a specific Twitter exchange may have had a negative impact. That was not my intention.

We’ve seen this script before.

I love that she has the guts to clap back at these blowhards but is doing it in a way that is not calling them liars, sexists or alarmists, but by basically calling them idiots and making them prove their knowledge. I don’t think a lot of our politicians really know their stuff when it comes to constitutional law, tax…

Since the start of Trump’s turn, with a Congress completely under his control, the national debt increased $2 trillion. But somehow, the burden of budgets and debt is always placed on the left. It’s time we let that shit die.

I can't imagine being someone who gives two shits that this exists. This need on the right to make her look bad is simply pathetic.

Right? I don’t get how this is shaming. Everyone is asking why she’s there, but it’s obviously because friends or the people she works with wanted to go. Also who cares if she jumps rope outside? That’s not shaming to anyone inside because I’m sure plenty of those people also exercise.

This doesn’t bother me? When models act like they eat and exercise like normal people, it just makes normal people feel like shit for not looking like that. I feel a lot better about my body knowing that at least I get to enjoy food while she has to settle for raw vegetables and that pear.

I too pretended my account was hacked after my wife saw my Insta story

Obviously, the racist costume in the top picture is going to get all the attention. But still, Dave Portnoy does deserve some credit for somehow showing up to a Halloween party as both Craig Sager and Ted Cruz.

I’m sure it’s tightly engineered to extreme specifications.

The Volt was the DVD/VCR combo of its time.

They’re closing 4 American plants too, you disingenuous twit.

I think the point is: it doesn’t really make a difference to an innocent bystander whether the car that uncontrollably smashes into you has flashing lights or not.

How’s Torts going this semester?