The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

I’m 25 and I can confirm that I was incredibly stupid last year.

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

At least like a dozen people. :)

Yeah, I’ve jerked off to your present girlfriend dozens of times.

Publicly talking about it is very different from simply doing it.

BOO THIS MAN

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

I can relate. The gym is about dominance. Throw a med ball off the ceiling. Rearrange the treadmills. Deny people water. It’s a jungle, and you have to make it your jungle.

Here is the room containing all of the repo truck drivers that care about such things

I always click on these things. I tell myself not to, but I always do. 

oh yeah, and 84 and 96 month financing

I liked him more when I heard less about him...

EMMY-nominated “writer Megan Amram”, thankyouverymuch.

is in much worse shape than I expected, making it, quite possibly, the rustiest, crustiest vehicle I’ve ever owned. And that’s saying something.

“I have an M5*cough*...fiftyi*cough*

Yeah, let’s give her an even HEAVIER missile that she can aim at the sidewalks near the farmers market.

This is the correct take - living within your means is so uncool nowadays.

Title: Seth Rogen put a presumably white child actor in blackface, presumably for “comedy”.

I think we might have just found the biggest non story in human history.