Serious question:  why are you even on this site?  

i thought all these illegal driving stunts took place in “Mexico”

My parents have actually had some pretty nifty cars. When she was in college, my mom had one of these:

1963 Porsche 356 Coupe. Then mom got pregnant with my older brother so they got a Volvo 122 wagon. Both in red, I believe.

Sound management practice there.

Any car at practically any speed in the middle of a snowstorm. That’s when I always imagine I’m piloting a spaceship. 

“One wild man actually went out of his way to count them.”

They tried to say that it was an homage livery paid to the original 1969 winner, using the same colors, but the red isn’t even CLOSE.

That Volvo gives me butterflies every time I see it. I absolutely adore that thing.

Well, the FIA have already come out and said they are standardizing the wheel rims, BUT! The wheel covers should an available livery/design area of the car so they could paste whatever they want on there:

I have learned that if you are a married with children, then never, EVER, compare anything to childbirth. Nothing is worse.

your post deserves stars, many, many stars.

You’re not kidding. I rebuilt two of my S13's and somehow, over the span of two years I ended up with a 2 gallon bucket full of bolts. I know where some of them came from, but not all.

The ‘85 Omni I had in college was such a POS, but of all the work I did on it (head gasket twice, timing belt, new bearing set & oil pump) EVERY time we worked on it we had parts left over. And the damn thing still started and ran. 

My personal mechanic is a lazy fuck.

I’m my own mechanic, but I overcharge myself anyway, because I’m a jerk.

RIGHT?!

Local? That has to be one of the best Neons left in the rust belt. The paint isn’t peeling off in sheets and it isn’t compromised due to heavy rust. What the...

Please explain the economic benefits of Allowing F1 and how they outweigh the economic and physical hardships imposed on the city by the event.

The real travesty was when HBO canceled Flight of the Conchords.