She has a job offer pending from the Fallbrook School District based on her post alone.

Now wait just a minute. White men in suits been fuking shit up since the jump and White males in hoodies are the reason I took advantage of the lifting of the switchblade ban in my state.

Seriously, if your going to a church then you are probably already either 1) At the lower end of the IQ spectrum in the U.S. or 2) Old and about to die.