This is truly one of the most short sighted and fucking stupid statements I think I’ve ever had the misfortune to stumble on in the comments section here. Literally everything you said was wrong, and each passing statement was more stupid than the one before it.

Found it in my D23 account info - thanks!

Cool - wasn’t sure if I needed to sign up for disney + before the deadline.

I’m confused - I’m ready to sign up for disney+ but only see the option to “keep me informed”...

So I have to ask - in 2019 what is the benefit to jailbreaking? I damn near constantly jailbroke through about the iphone 5 or so to get a lot of the functionality that is now baked in...

Dude needs to go the fuck away. His team seemed to know that shit was coming considering how fast they grabbed him and swooped him away.

You know what would make the genesis mini amazeballs?

The thumbs up posing with a newly orphaned child, thanks to a mass shooting that he won’t do anything about unless Congress agrees to throw more people out of the country.

Fucking guy posts, essentially, the gun control equivalent to “all lives matter” when discussing BLM, the week 40 people have died from gun violence, and DOESN’T expect to get skewered for it?

I just cant with the claws...and it’s probably because I detest seltzer, flavored and alcoholic or otherwise.

Eh, just do it - honestly.  The case is cheap and while I won’t say it’s a great beer, it has it’s place.  This is a really solid yard work beer IMHO.  I can drink it all day without ending up unconscious, and it is by virtue of being as light as it is, completely crushable and refreshing.

I would have to say that your expectations may have been set too high by the ridiculous amount of attention it’s gotten. If you were going in expecting a really good beer, or a radler or something similar...well...yeah, not what this guy was about.

They probably moved it down abit for Jones...I mean, that play is SO dependent on the QB absolutely not moving and the linemen failing to block...it’s a real challenge to execute properly.

Football Giants should sign him...clearly a better arm than Jones.

Well I mean...what else did you want them to release? They keep talking about how much he’s “Getting the playbook down” - the playbook in question containing approximately 8 plays. A hand off right, left, center, screen left, screen right, toss left, toss right, get sacked.

Some of those quotes are truly phenomenal and as a Giants fan all I can say is, yes spot the fuck on.

Pizza hut turned to shit when they stopped offering the priazzo. Literally the only crust worth eating from them was the stuffed crust variety, adn even then only when I was high as a kite.

I think the claim of 3/4 size is being very generous.  They are really, really small.

Honestly, fuck this guy. Sexual assault, rape, never ok.

So you didn’t actually read anything I said huh?