I just cant with the claws...and it’s probably because I detest seltzer, flavored and alcoholic or otherwise.

Eh, just do it - honestly.  The case is cheap and while I won’t say it’s a great beer, it has it’s place.  This is a really solid yard work beer IMHO.  I can drink it all day without ending up unconscious, and it is by virtue of being as light as it is, completely crushable and refreshing.

I would have to say that your expectations may have been set too high by the ridiculous amount of attention it’s gotten. If you were going in expecting a really good beer, or a radler or something similar...well...yeah, not what this guy was about.

They probably moved it down abit for Jones...I mean, that play is SO dependent on the QB absolutely not moving and the linemen failing to block...it’s a real challenge to execute properly.

Football Giants should sign him...clearly a better arm than Jones.

Well I mean...what else did you want them to release? They keep talking about how much he’s “Getting the playbook down” - the playbook in question containing approximately 8 plays. A hand off right, left, center, screen left, screen right, toss left, toss right, get sacked.

Some of those quotes are truly phenomenal and as a Giants fan all I can say is, yes spot the fuck on.

Pizza hut turned to shit when they stopped offering the priazzo. Literally the only crust worth eating from them was the stuffed crust variety, adn even then only when I was high as a kite.

Honestly, fuck this guy. Sexual assault, rape, never ok.

Bring me mcrib.  Then worry about the fucking chicken sandwich.

The real ‘ghetto’ option around here was a place called Razzmatazz.  Same idea but super super dirty and uncared for.

As a kid who grew up in showbiz let me help.

Fuck Chick E Cheese.

It’s funny, or weird I guess, people with Subaru’s seem to get hit to one extreme or the other. I have a 2016 WRX that I’ve fiddled with more than I should have - and haven’t had a single problem with it despite that. Hell, I drive the thing like I stole it much of the time and my original clutch is even still holding…

US Healthcare system’s response: “Well..have you tried NOT having mental health challenges?”

Ah I see what you’re saying...I dunno, I see a lot more metric cruisers out there in recent years than I EVER did before. At most of the bike nights, at least around here, we outnumber the harley guys generally.

I’m not sure what you mean by “not anything like the core of their business” - can you explain please? (legit asking, not trying to be a dick)

The trouble really isn’t “big” or “heavy”. Honda, Kawasaki and the like have absolutely no issue selling a ton of big cruisers/touring bikes.

Unfortunately there is nothing illegal about firing a staff without pay. We are a ‘work at will’ nation, meaning anyone can be fired for any reason (or no reason) at any time.

Goddammit I got all excited that this was White Castle based on the picture, and I planned on eating at LEAST two of the local restaurants out of business over the next week.