Truly only one team in the world that could make me cheer for the patriots.

They figured the old guys segment would be a great lead in to the rumble since they’re going to have, you know, random old guys show up. Remember Tatanka showing up a couple years ago? Yeah, shit like that is going to go down again.

BADABOOM UNEMPLOYDEST GUY IN THE ROOM

Thank you for that eloquent and well thought out response.

Are you really comparing “making fun of art” to “beating a guy into a coma”?

Oof. That’s brutal.

I almost feel like you don’t know how to read. It’s truly impressive.

Oh cmon now. You can’t throw cleveland into this conversation.

If I want fine dining, it’s probably not late at night just before going to the haunted prison around halloween. That’s when I hit town for cheesesteaks.

Evidently reading is hard for you.

Heartbreaker is worse. At least in a blow out you KNOW you’ve been outclassed. When the Giants lost to the Ravens in the superbowl, at no point did I think they were in the game.

Giants who, while they’ve had incidents, certainly don’t have the aura of asshole that hangs over all the philly stadiums.

I have never, anywhere, in my life seen people relentlessly harass a fucking five year old.

Absolutely - I’ve worn my giants jersey all over the country, including dallas, including washington...

I hate to break it to you but there’s a big difference between individual instances and the general variety of asshole that attends football or hockey or baseball games in Philly.

Tell that to the dude being pelted with shit trying to leave the stadium.

Yeah this shit happens on the regular in philly. Couple years back a Rangers fan (and off-duty cop no less) went to get a cheesesteak and was beaten until he was damn near dead.

You’re really comparing individual instances to the overall aura of asshole that resides over Philly? Remember the rangers fan who went to get a cheesesteak and got beat a hair short of dead?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Worst sports fans in the country. Absolutely the worst.

Looks like Alpha Phi made a statement. She’s out. Wouldn’t shock me if she gets punted from the university altogether in the long run.