Sorta thought you were being tongue in cheek about it - my apologies if I misunderstood your comment.

I would not ever call wrestling fake. Scripted, yes. Fake? No. When a dude falls off a ladder and lands on the mat, that's not fake. He knew it was coming so it's scripted. Nobody is actually throwing him downwards...but I'd still rather see it called scripted.

It's worth mention that the NJ Wrestlemania aftermath actually started DURING Wrestlemania. The people in my section were chanting old wrestler names nearly constantly throughout the show...my son particularly enjoyed hearing someone shout "Stop chanting, we all know Cena's gonna win and we all know we're going to…

They should be banned for their inability, as a team, to catch one dude who was able to run all over the damn field without them even coming close.

I dunno...compared to the way these guys celebrate goals in world cup/mls, a quick "yay I scored" and a kick of the ball seems pretty minimalistic as celebrations go...

I don't get why so many people are reacting with shock here. Have you not SEEN tentacle porn? This? This is nothing!

I dunno that Rousey has a whole lot more that she has to prove before she gets out there and does whatever she feels like it. She's young and early in her career, but she's also proven herself to be an absolute demon. She's already the woman that other women say "I can beat her" (leila ali) and has a 14 second tap…

That's NOT a problem. Her rules are on the table. "I don't suck dick, but I expect to get eaten out"...that's simple, straightforward, and to the point. If all people entering relationships threw everything on the table that clearly right from the beginning, relationships would go a LOT more smoothly methinks. Why…

No issue with this whatsoever. When I started dating, a girl I got "friendly" with told me early on that she doesn't give blowjobs anymore. She had decided that she had given a lot of them and gotten very little in return - I had no problem with that. In many ways I get more out of giving than receiving in that…

I think that's kinda the point. Legalizing and regulating would make it safer. You could make the same argument against pretty much anything. Without the FDA being involved there's nothing preventing someone from selling another "feel good" like twinkies, but lacing it with opium.

Before I started my whore run...frequently throughout it...and again when I wrapped it up. Also, no matter how much liquor played into things, a condom was always present and used...and it was always a self-provided one. I know that sounds crazy paranoid, but I met enough women who I would define as "Crazy" that I…

Yes to all of this. I got divorced in my 30s, and had been with my wife since I was a teenager...so this whole newfangled online dating thing was a total fucking mystery to me. I worked hard to build an extensive profile, and I threw things out there that I thought were important...for example, my profile started off…

Careful on that one - every woman I've ever dated had their own particular slant when it came to make up. This shit is expensive and not worth screwing up on. What I found, in my first marriage, was this: Good gift - bag of makeup brushes, applicators, carry bags, and maybe some scent that you know she likes. Bad…

Jim is rough for sure - I used to associate with a guy named Jim Jollymore. He was probably 6'3 and 240 or so...big, strong dude with a big scary beard and a super nasty demeanor...who went by the name "Jolly".

My desire for when I die is to have my remains thrown over MetLife stadium during a Giants vs Cowboys game.

Excellent guide. I'm a foodie, but not one who speaks french, and I very often follow many of the tips you've given here. Tasting menus are a godsend in some of these places...especially when, like me, you'll sit down and look at an ala'carte menu and want fucking EVERYTHING. Le Bernardin is one of my favorite…

Unfortunately AP is just the latest in a series of players who think that they're untouchable and end up completely cluster-fucking their careers and lives in general. It's not a new story...as a die hard Giants fan I very well remember crying when LT was suspended for failing a drug test (88ish I think?). How about…

The "guest star" bits on WWE are generally pretty damn intrusive and annoying, imho. Though I did enjoy watching skinny-ass Snoop Dogg having a posedown with Hogan.

"And secondly, Russia, what the hell? It's Denmark. Denmark. Denmark is that quiet kid in the cafeteria that everyone ignores, as he pretty much bothers no one, and his funny little open-faced sandwiches aren't worth stealing, anyways" - this is the best thing I'll read today. Thank you.

BTW just saw this...so at least it worked for somebody right?