OK this is a fairly lengthy tale, so try to bear with me.

Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that BOOTY.

Sure, it's a vintage drifter now. But have you seen PCU? The perfect choice for a late '80s/early '90s yuppie.

Somebody send her a Jalopnik sticker!

It's a manual Mazda 3! We should give her a Jalop identification card.

HAHA, I can have it!

Oh, you're one of those. Okay then. Sure, you win, whatever you say, you're so awesome. Gotta tell the people why they shouldn't love their own vehicles because you're not happy with how they're arranged. Peace out, bro.

Grammar shifting, not double spacing like you should. I live my life a paragraph at a time. For those 10 sentences or less, I'm comprehensive reading.