My wife and I have the following exchanges constantly.

Take away their vehicle for 30+ days and suspend their licence. They can’t handle their pot or Jeep.

After a few drinks and some time with GIMP, I made this cluster for my daily driver smart five years ago. It’s been about 120k miles since then and the thing still puts a smile on my face.

Close!

“Is that coachwork by Mulliner Park Ward?”

They are my wife’s cousins and are great people. We see them every Thanksgiving. Jalil is one of the most down to earth people you could ever meet and he always loves the kids

Three unicorns of differing levels. Very few light metallic blue smart 451s exist in my county, exactly 0 Edition #1 (white/orange) smart 453s exist in my county and perhaps a couple north and/or west as well, then finally to date I’ve only ever seen one smart 450 gray market import in my state several years ago, and…

I rented a Pontiac Sunfire for a trip to Kill Devil Hills, NC - a place where driving on the beach is completely allowed. After the usual assortment of handbrake-assisted U-turns and curb clips, we headed out around midnight to drift the sandy shores. We made it, maybe, 100 feet before becoming impossibly stuck. By…

You shit out your front? Please see a doctor.

you were so scared your balls took a shit?

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

Cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, cop Greenpeace sticker?

With this commercial you’d think Honda was the one going back to being cool, but darn you’re right.

“3 left”

I would love to make this call...

I never really expected to own something like this. My mom always wanted a 94 and got one around 6 years ago. I thought they were cool, but never really figured I’d spend that much money on a car. As it turns out, they aren’t really all that expensive when you get an older one with some miles on it. Has been an…