I will see LITERALLY ANYTHING that Walton Goggins is in (including GI JOE: RETALIATION). None of his characters will ever top Shane Vendrell (oh, how I love Shane, sweet, stupid, Shane) but that man is so fucking fine I can’t even stand it.

“And I’m not a con artist, I didn’t con people, like, that was just me. And this is me now.”

Call me when there’s a production of DIE HARD: THE MUSICAL in the basement.

Starred for use of Shane Vendrell.

I wrote to my grandmother on election day to tell her how proud I was to be casting a vote for the first woman presidential candidate, how I looked to the women who taught me I could be anything and how happy I was that we were both able to vote this way.

Never Forget

On THE SHIELD, there’s a scene where, when asked about being unfaithful to his wife, he replies, “Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’” and I SWOONED.

YES! When you read interviews, he talks about Venus with a great deal of respect and affection, which just makes him that much sexier...

That’s a toss-up, because I’ve been in love with Walton Goggins since I first saw THE SHIELD and he has been in some seriously bad movies (PREDATORS, G.I. JOE RETALIATION...). RED DIRT was probably the worst; cliched, post-film-school tripe just dripping with Southern Gothic cliches, but he was naked in it and you saw…

Like a cat looking at your plate forlornly: “Oh, don’t bother with the Meow Mix, just give the steak to me”

I was visiting my grandmother in OKC and while she had her hair done, I got a manicure. The manicurist told me that one time, she was at a party where Mary Fallin was also present (before she was governor). Mary enjoyed her alcoholic beverages quite a bit, and by the end of the night, the future governor’s…

I am reminded of this, my favorite SHOUTS & MURMURS column of all time: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2005/03/14/royal-wedding-day-schedule-for-her-majesty-queen-elizabeth

I think they re-released it, plus there’s the new ones too! WITH MORE BOSCO.

My cat’s name is Bosco too! But he’s named for Bosco’s Inconvenience (Guns/Liquor/Baby Needs) in SAM & MAX. Here he is being extremely inconvenient (but so CUTE!) while I try to work on my next novel...

I could never forgive Jimmy Buffet—not after he kidnapped Kenny Loggins and forced him to write a Hollywood theme song:

Our first dance was Tom Waits “Little Trip To Heaven (On The Wings of Your Love)“ because we are a pair of music hipsters. I walked down the aisle to the “Ice Dance’ from EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, and our recessional was “The Power of Love” because hey, 2015!

Pepper’s my fave (I renamed him Hokey-Pokey, because I can) but I do love when Breezy (renamed Cousin Dupree) puts the bag on his head. Too cute!

When it comes to Koko’s Boathouse & I can get Michael McDonald instead of some shitty DJ, sign me UP

My husband works for our local Y so that’s where I go to workout/watch TV, but I will click on ANY story with a Romy & Michele screengrab.