Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

No he doesn’t, but if he isn’t honestly, what’s the alternative?

Think about the implication if she actually is a Skywalker or a Solo; so Han, Leia, Luke or any combination of those three just abandoned her on a backwater, and left her for dead and then ALL pretended like they had no idea who the fuck she was? That…

It’s hard to get basically called a racist when you’re not.

Shooting yourself in the foot is continuing to work a job that isn’t providing the pay/benefits you need.

That’s it. No more women get to direct action films. Not until they can prove they can make a cockbuster film!

So, let’s be clear, Trump tried to pull a physical domination move on this man:

This is so deliciously good.

Yes and this unofficial Lego version is 239840329841023482309483x better.

Ana has been brutally effective over the last couple of weeks of just obliterating the Trump surrogates. Speaking of which, I am certain Corey Lewandowki and Scottie Nell Hughes are going to be canned by CNN after election, and they will be basically unhireable.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Thanks for that link! ;)

That eye makeup’s a little too glamorous for rugged adventuring.

Gamers Unhappy That Actual Human Is Not In Fact Construct Of Digital Character, Express Displeasure

Nope, sorry, this guy ain’t Gerald Butler, ergo, this is bad cosplay and this guy should feel bad about his genes. How dare he give his own spin to a well-known character, how dare he not be the literal incarnation of Nathan Drake! The nerve!

My Little Pony cosplay isn’t just for furries

*I”m not being sexist.*

I can’t tell whether you’re trolling or just got lost on your way to Jezebel.

Hey, the police made a mistake. Okay, a series of mistakes. Stupid and racist mistakes. Over several hours. Can’t we just let that go already?!?!