I was really pulling for Bungie to hire Gilbert Gottfried.

*nods sagely*

Makes it all the more confusing when dudes start throwing around the “fake gamer/geek girl” accusations, doesn’t it? God damn morons, man.

Girls like this didn't exist when I watched my first episode of Dragon Ball. You millennials should be grateful for what you have.

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

He was also my middle school janitor.

As a recent dad, I hope that kid’s okay.

your girlfriend sounds awesome, is she single?

How about we let people do whatever the fuck they want and the consequences of how others perceive them are theirs to own?

When did this happen? when I was young it was always: "Damn, I wish girls played video games" Now that this strange concept is getting a modicum of media attention, there's literally a fucking war on women...WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP!

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

Hey, I appreciate what you're saying, but please don't police a woman's responses to rape threats. I will do as I see fit. I dismiss tons of this shit on a daily basis. Right now, I'm making a point. I think my point is pretty clear. He'll be gone soon. But for now, the point stands.

I don't live in New York. I live in Texas. If you want to keep this up, I'll give you an address and you can come on down here and we'll discuss your hashtag in person. Thank you.

I... I think you're trying to be clever, but deep down, I hope that you honestly believe that referring to a movie from last year in a comment that levies pop-cultural outdatedness as a criticism is totally not stupid.

No one's slick as Gaston

What? Stephanie Meyer you keep your filthy claws off of Stranger With My Face and Summer of Fear and Daughters of Eve. You hear me? OFF.

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

Describe in single words. Only the good things that come to your mind. About your mother.