Cannot check comments anymore, they are filling with pictures of spiders.

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton…

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

I think the "daughters, sisters and wives" part was an attempt to get your average 'Merican dude out of their own head and thinking about assault in terms of how it could affect someone he loves. Many people here have a much larger vocabulary to support discussions about sexual assault, and a much more nuanced…

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Black Phoenix Alchemy has perfumes with notes like swamp, steel, gun powder, and weeds. I fucking LOVE interesting perfumes.

Then you will really be baffled by many of the scents offered by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab.

Please tell me you are joking. Dear god please say you are joking.

I'm sorry to upset you but he's been cheating on you with me for, like, forever.

There's so much butt hurt here. Many of you are playing into the ironic comedy of the comic. So many blatant posts "I don't see why people find that interesting" - quite possibly the most self centered statement of the day. The comic obviously plays on societys stereotypes of gamers, and your typical NFL sports…

There is a Pulitzer Prize winning short story in there.

My boyfriend is from a small town in rural Wisconsin, and earlier this week one of their police officers was arrested for robbing the local bank for the third time. Yeah, it took them three times to catch him, and he committed the crime in the very town he was "serving". *facepalm*

So, they don't have those small blue bag dispensers you put on your leash there in CA? Cause we even have them here in the backwoods of TExas.

Uuuh or use the little dog poop bags? The ones that are biodegradable(ish). That's what most dog owners do...

Multnomah County in Oregon (home to Portland) banned plastic bags over a year ago. So far, they're doing just fine on the dog shit front.

Well, they do make dog poop bags. Because, of course they do. ::grin::

It had to be said.

Dune. Arrakis. Dessert planet.

We have Gummysign the likes of which God has never seen!