Tampa Bay, we have an open seat at the Choke Table. If you would please take your seat right next to the 2015-16 Golden State Warriors, that would be great. Your fans will be around shortly to rip you a new one.

This is the prime example of why you don’t make a 32 year old head coach. Tom Brady is 9 years older and his shits know more about football than Sean McVape.

Watching that game was maddening, and I don't even like either team. It was 3 yards and a cloud of dust every down. Seahawks made the Cowboys look competent.

I feel like this announcement has stolen quite a bit of Bethesda’s Starfield thunder, not that they needed any help in that department lately with Foulout76, errr, Fallout76 being a complete turdnugget.

Please tell me Tyler Bunz made a save with his ass.

Tom will get that divorce he wants as soon as his arm goes and he starts heaving softballs up for interceptions all the time.

Bbrrrrrr!!! The temperature has dropped with all that shade you just threw.

Their opponent probably should see a psychiatrist for the PTSD they now have.

That sound you hear is the toilet flushing the Vikings chances at a good season. ACLs are dicks.

The ghost of Joe Montana is crying and he’s not even dead yet, though the state of the Niners will likely kill him.