Haha. Get over it, buddy. Florida is fun to make jokes about, just like a lot of other states. Taking it so personally is making you look way worse than wearing your jean shorts does.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

More like Cantphet Thruador, amirite?

FINNISH HER!

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

I wish Ukraine all the best, but I think they're going to have some trouble if this comes to a military conflict. They may have misunderstood exactly what a paratrooper is.

"I know a thing or two about ending in the hands of a former coach."
-Theoren Fleury

Most people would have to sit down to write a piece like this. Not Sarah. She just keeps on running on.

♬Every Kiss Begins With K-G-B♬

The Good old NCCA

I'll be completely honest with you. I know nothing about baseball.

The silver lining behind all this is that Bostonians now know that even white people sometimes need help from a safety net.

It's sad to see the Nets continually fucking over the good people of Boston.

When will you finally redesignate tl;dr to mean 'Tom ley; Don't read'

Do you guys actually read the comment sections and laugh at the jokes? I'm asking for a friend...

What's a better superbowl dip. Guacemole or being bludgeoned about the face with a tire iron?

"No, it doesn’t bother me. When you look at the sport of baseball, it is about team players. If you look at the guys around me (in ’95), they helped put me in a situation to succeed, more so than any other player that year, and if they don’t succeed then I don’t get the opportunity to succeed, so all my success was…

REF 1: "Alright, let's sort this shit out, I've got a 10-minute misconduct to Wilson, and game misconducts to Lecavalier and Erskine. That all?"

Now I'm yawning... thanks a lot!