How far can he punt a Baked Ziti?

You're too hard on yourself. I enjoyed that.

Phew. I have Bryce Harper in my pool.

How the fuck is Soviet Howie losing? That is a FANTASTIC name.

eat shit LEbron!11!

33 years old and an occasional patron of America by way of Toronto. Honestly, I don't really enjoy either of those beers, but when faced with a shelf of PBR, MGD, Bud, Sierra Nevada and Blue Moon in a Somerville, Mass liquor store; Blue Moon is a choice you make 100% of the time.

If Blue Moon loses to Dogbowl soup, I will have lost my remaining faith in mankind.

How the fuck is PBR beating ANYTHING???????

I did too. Nothing happened to us. Leafs won and we yelled OLE OLE OLE OLE at the top of our lungs. Montreal fans are benign.

If it makes you feel any better, myself and 10 other leaf fans were in Boston for game 5, which the Leafs won. We pretty much owned our entire section. I'm 6'6" 225, and not the biggest guy. We heckled Marchand and other assorted Bruin goofs, cheered our boys and had a fantastic time. No one wanted any part of us, and…

It also illustrates the fact that no one gives a shit.

Start the reactor...Free Mars.

Agreed. After SuperUnkown he just mailed it in.

You idiot. The line is "Our homes on native land."

I'll lay down a $20 on 9/11 Truthers taking this entire thing.

Speaking of Strawmen, nice summation dickweed. I bet no one has ever told you football sucks before, judging by your hilarious response. If you don't think football fans thump their chest about how awesome football is you either live on Saturn, or Alaska. Just relax and enjoy your sport for what it is - a glorified 60…

Agreed. That was just a talking point.

NASCAR is abominably popular, but it doesn't make it right. It's just funny arguing with a fan of the NFL or football in general. Sure, it's the number 1 sport in America, but travel outside of America and it's very evident that it's nothing more than a niche sport worldwide. Whereas Basketball, Hockey, Baseball enjoy…

You failed to address the more pressing matter: The Virgilbag.

Not sure how All NFL fans didn't make the list. Have you ever tried to tell an NFL fan that football is a terrible sport? It is a TIME, let me tell you. To the entire world, NFL fans are no different than wronged MLS Fanboys.