Saying Coffee Time goes toe-to-toe with Tim Hortons is like saying Andy Dick goes toe-to-toe with Mike Tyson. Every Coffee Time in my city is either derelict, closed or in the process of becoming either or.

I used to be a non window wiper lifter. Until one wintry day in Februaury Febuary? FebRuuray, I got in my car, turned the wipers on and they worked. Unfortunately they left behind the blades because the blades had frozen in place on my windshield from freezing sleet. FUCK YOU winter.

Yet, the New York Andrea Bargnani Shits All Over The Court While Falling Sideways remains strangely unclaimed.

I think 'Invade Iraq' should be on this list as well.

This isn't really a big deal. It's just a common Russian practical joke they play on all Ukrainians.

Until Milwaukee residents found out they couldn't slather it in sauerkraut, onions, mayonaise , and 8 lbs of melted Kraft singles.

What are the odds of there being at least 9.2 Quintillions at Grambling?

It's too bad the Mets aren't comprised entirely of Chinamen. Then we could finally witness this eternal promise of a great leap forward.

Hey! How does one share or contribute to Sidespin?
I wrote an article to keep from murdering my family, but to also educate people about coats. I'd love to share with the group, but I don't know how.
It's on my blog.

You're an awful person.
+1

"I know a thing or two about ending in the hands of a former coach."
-Theoren Fleury

The Good old NCCA

I'll be completely honest with you. I know nothing about baseball.

It's sad to see the Nets continually fucking over the good people of Boston.

My heart belongs to you now.

When will you finally redesignate tl;dr to mean 'Tom ley; Don't read'

What's a better superbowl dip. Guacemole or being bludgeoned about the face with a tire iron?

You're asking way too much.

Agreed. Watching Ryan slip down the slope of Type 2 is actually quite sad.

"That's nothing. Me and my extra large triple cream, quadruple sugar dunked the ever-loving shit out of a couple of Bearclaws this morning."