"Something called the Tampa Bay Lightning trade the entire City of St. Louis to someone called The New York Rangers."

"And here we have life's rich pageant playing out before our eyes, class. Note the Penguin, savagely attacking the Sabre-toothed tiger. It is refreshing to see nature so accurately reflected in a sporting event."

Ya, but how much did he save on his car insurance?

'Martin Brodeur asks out of New Jersey'

Hopefully Luongo recalls how to speak/interact with a Floridian.
In the case that a Floridian human does approach; do not make eye contact, and avoid any contact with flying excrement.

A year is a nice change. Usually the Browns delay the inevitable for 17 games.

Just what we need. Another athlete with a God Complex.

I didn't think it was possible to yawn 20 times in 7 seconds.

I clicked, and am right back to where it all began, wrapped nicely in a haze of grey.

Yes, but will Raysism be able to punt something before getting buried into the Kinja comment abyss?

I usually find the hybrid of the two - The Auto-Selfie to be most amusing. Especially when my wife is downstairs watching Some Cunty Housewives of Hartford or whatever.

Seconds later Hunter bobbled the Alligator and called it racist.

HA! Look at all that grey! If he was a Pirate, his name would definitely be Captain Small penis.

[disappointing]

As demonstrated by the strong Olympic showing, the American College hockey program has been paying off in spades.

Can we all just admit that the only Oscar worth giving a damn about, lives in a fucking garbage can spending his days heckling passersby and giving questionable advice to children? Can we?

"That being said, 12 Beers With Slaves - that I did like."

'Dead Man' is a little disrespectful. I think 'Noted Filicidist' would add a little shine to Benoit's undeservedly tarnished image.

Fun fact: If you google translate 'Molson Canadian Light' to Normal English, the internet turns off.

As a lifelong resident of Canada, this list immediately loses legitimacy at the inclusion of Blue Light and Canadian Light.
These beers are an affront to Canada and everything we stand for, and the very mention of them will get you beaten with a canoe paddle.
The only time either of these liquids enters a Canadian body…