As a lifelong resident of Canada, this list immediately loses legitimacy at the inclusion of Blue Light and Canadian Light.
These beers are an affront to Canada and everything we stand for, and the very mention of them will get you beaten with a canoe paddle.
The only time either of these liquids enters a Canadian body…

I don't understand the need to remind the players about side pieces. Every player in LA knows that pretty much any club that's worth it's weight in reputation has a metal detector at the door. Like Landon's really going to bring his SIG Sauer P938 with him. Laughable!

This guy really is as dumb as it gets. He probably didn't even think of the purge valves, or the roll over valve OR the charcoal canister. Especially if there is a buildup of pressure in the fuel tank and a hissing coming from the fuel cap. Fuel tank venting should be done by an expert technician. Idiot.

"Back and forth, and baaaaack and forth and stop and start and back and forth. Whistle, whistle, stop, start, whistle, Jesus fucking Christ -OH! another whistle. Pass it to the black guy! And stop and back."

-My Dad's basketball analytics.

Puig is Cuban, not Mexican.

Here's a story about Jeffrey Dahmer eating a really nice dude.

Pictured:

Michael Sam's Dick would have stopped those two dead in their tracks.

Great. Now what am I supposed to do with this 302 page manuscript I wrote about Michael Sams's Dick? I even took time off work AND rented a cabin in Nova Scotia to hammer this thing out. Sure the tentative title: Sam I Am: My Eggs And Ham needed work, but big deal.
I guess it's on to Plan B: I Actually Don't Enjoy…

Good roundup.

I don't know what AP credits is but I'll assume it's some sort of rare jewel or scroll.

Sounds like they're teaching innovation and enterprise. Nothing bad about that.

It all just translates to 'Torii Hunter'

I've attended my fairshare of games at the Rogers Centre. And I have to admit that the heckling that occurs is some of the best I have ever heard. I've only been to 7 stadiums so I had to ask: In your expert opinion, how good was the heckling in Toronto, compared to other cities in the MLB

Komissarova: President Putin, I did not know you were doctor.
Putin: I study many years, human anatomy.
Komissarova: So you will be able to cure me?
Putin: 100 percent.
Komissarova: Do you mind If i see your medical accreditation? It would put my mind at rest.
Putin: Absolutely.

Not to steal any of Wisconsin's thunder, but according to Carlos Martinez, Missouri's musical act is Jack Johnston

Maybe if he had worked on his outside game this wouldn't have happened.

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+1 tropical skittle.

Suddenly watering my azaleas doesn't seem so bad eh Jorge!
-My racist wife