His 'sad' face is eerily similar to his 'last call' face.

Montero has requested that Mariners pitching staff deliver their sliders with extra mustard.

Fast Tempo's only endanger the people who drive them.

Canada better be careful against Sweden. The Swedes have much more incentive to win. King Carl Carlsbergsson himself has offered the players their weight in Herring and Anti-depressants if they return to Sweden with a Gold Medal.

Alaska is where you go when you've faked your own death, or are opening up multiple clandestine meth labs.

Is it narrated by Bob Saget? Because that would be awful.

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American Reaction:

Curtis Pride was also at the medal ceremony, but he was removed because he kept talking over the anthem.

Are you any relation to WWF legend Dusty Rhodes? And if not, are you sure?

Jokes on you, Raysism IS Chris Kluwe!

Gracie Bronze

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You try spinning yourself in circles for 4 hours. See how coherant and in control of your faculties you are then.

I find it quite amusing that his last name is 'Sharper' as this guy appears to be one thick, dim-witted idiot. He just doesn't seem to get it.
At this point he just probably just change his last name to Rapist.

Will this book pay homage to Ariel Castro's 11 year undefeated streak?

Dwight Howard is so vain. The fans weren't referring to him, they were referring to Moe Howard, and his spurning of Hollywood to work in New York City. But they still got it wrong, as it was Shemp who fucking sucked.

How exciting! Milwaukee residents must be thrilled to catch a glimpse of what the future has in store.

Toronto is going to be serving booze at 6am every morning until the olympics are over.