PRIEST MODE

Just what we need. Another athlete with a God Complex.

I didn't think it was possible to yawn 20 times in 7 seconds.

If you click here, everything goes back to the way it used to be, including you and I being safely behind a grey fog. Take the blue pill with me...

Yes, but will Raysism be able to punt something before getting buried into the Kinja comment abyss?

Seconds later Hunter bobbled the Alligator and called it racist.

HA! Look at all that grey! If he was a Pirate, his name would definitely be Captain Small penis.

Department of Wildlife Management Sign: All blue crabs measuring less than the legal minimum size of three and three-eigths inches (3 3/8") from spike-end to spike-end must be returned immediately to the water from which taken.

Shiver me timbers! what beard ye old man grew

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

[disappointing]

It's a tale as old as time.

In Wisconsin they refer to this as the margarine of error.

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Sound Like:

/Joe Buck officiously expounds the burden of proof applicable to instant reply reviews for the umpteenth time.
//Televisions across America shatter, bludgeoned by viewers' foreheads.

How far can you punt your lack of knowledge of pop culture?

Two Greek teams tried to play a football match, and a Greek wedding broke out.

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

In the Bundesliga, a shit show on the pitch is how the winning side celebrates.

Seriously, identify the guilty parties and throw them to the (Sudbury) Wolves.

As demonstrated by the strong Olympic showing, the American College hockey program has been paying off in spades.