Here's a story about Jeffrey Dahmer eating a really nice dude.

Here's A Story About Richie Incognito Beating A Really Nice Dude

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.

The space was originally filled with Escher Gallery ad, but safety concerns quickly arose after players were running into the wall before even hitting the warning track.

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This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

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I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.

I hope the phrase "hammer this thing out" was intentional here.

Swiss cheesed by Real Madrid? I suppose you could say Schalke is Galacticos-intolerant.

Michael Sam's Dick would have stopped those two dead in their tracks.

He definitely made a pungent käse today that he's something special. Normally young talent will string you along before you can tell if he's really aged into a gouda player.

Great. Now what am I supposed to do with this 302 page manuscript I wrote about Michael Sams's Dick? I even took time off work AND rented a cabin in Nova Scotia to hammer this thing out. Sure the tentative title: Sam I Am: My Eggs And Ham needed work, but big deal.
I guess it's on to Plan B: I Actually Don't Enjoy…

Good roundup.

I don't know what AP credits is but I'll assume it's some sort of rare jewel or scroll.

Redacted due to my blindness!

[barfs]

Yeah you'd think it would be easier for people to put themselves in her shoes. Especially since she'll never need to wear them again.