Tampa Bay: The worst city on the planet, correct?

I've attended my fairshare of games at the Rogers Centre. And I have to admit that the heckling that occurs is some of the best I have ever heard. I've only been to 7 stadiums so I had to ask: In your expert opinion, how good was the heckling in Toronto, compared to other cities in the MLB

Komissarova: President Putin, I did not know you were doctor.
Putin: I study many years, human anatomy.
Komissarova: So you will be able to cure me?
Putin: 100 percent.
Komissarova: Do you mind If i see your medical accreditation? It would put my mind at rest.
Putin: Absolutely.

...And here I thought we were done reading about Russians with faulty pipes.

Not to steal any of Wisconsin's thunder, but according to Carlos Martinez, Missouri's musical act is Jack Johnston

"Boy is my face red!"

Maybe if he had worked on his outside game this wouldn't have happened.

Not in 2-1 counts where the previous call was a strike, plus you're ignoring what these results say about even/full counts.

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It's shit like "see ya in November" that makes me love Deadspin's trolling of the shithouse Cardinals.

Matheny suggested Martinez "think about baseball"

+1 tropical skittle.

Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

The Greek Freak Goes Hunting For Blocks

CAN'T SAY I'M SURPRISED SO MANY OF THE ATHLETES EATING IT ARE AMERICANS, AMIRITE?

American Ski Pole Karen Carpenter Not Eating It

Suddenly watering my azaleas doesn't seem so bad eh Jorge!
-My racist wife

Do we owe him 20 cents for his thoughts?

It'll be a long cab ride home

+1 hp