Hopefully on his farewell tour there is a team generous enough to give Derek a Whirlpool Gold Freestanding Stainless Steel, or a Samsung Slide-in Electric with dual oven, as anyone of those represents a vast improvement over his current range.

Kenworthy then went on to post a record time in the Tapeworm, Ringworm and Rabies events.

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'When I was 18, my favourite part of the olympics was actually being 11.'
-Every Female Chinese Gymnast

These guys are about as entertaining as a track and field meet.

Koen Verweij is about to get crazy famous once the folks back in the Netherlands see that he actually met Zwarte Piet!!

What the fuck is that Giant bulbous orb in the picture? Nevermind, it's Matt Williams head.

The Rays were in town at the Rogers centre and we were seated in the outfield behind the dugout. Matt Joyce had the pleasure of patrolling left field that night.
The heckling was sub-par, but the reaction was classic.
We started out by accusing 'Joyce' of being a girls name, and that I had an Aunt named Joyce and that…

He looks like the before and after photos of an Iraq war vet.

Examples like this serve to remind us that the Dutch are indeed a veritable powerhouse in the world of Peedskating.

I don't know...this looks a lot like a Russian strategic implementation graph for the possible trajectories of 600 inbound ICBM Topols. I'm sure it's the hockey thing though.

The Americans retaliated by demolishing Great Britain with a Paris Hilton record.

Finally! Women can participate in Ski Jumping and deservedly bask in the light that is a 4 year pattern of cyclical, obscure semi-relevancy. Congratulations.

Karl Baloney Sandwich
Honey Glazen Petrovic
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar of Peanut butter.

A Russian with a broken ski? Wouldn't that make him Polish?

"Why? Why Joseph?? Again with the jobs thing? Why can't you hold on to at least one job in your life??? Playing football with your friends in Cleveland was hardly even a job Joseph! You know what I tell my friends at the salon Joseph?? I say to them that you're a garbage man, because at least it presents a certain air…

Aside from perhaps a thinly-veiled reference to the corporate greed that fuels the Capitol, I can't for the life of me figure out why there are pigs on the Redskins sweater.
OH! Is it because Native Americans enjoy ham sandwiches? No, that can't be it.

Barry. Can we just go ahead and approve me now?

Behold, the benefit of Sochial media.

This is not all that surprising, considering the level of paranoia that Russian society as a whole has been accustomed to living with for decades. What is surprising is that you chose to take a picture of your broken doorknob instead of a picture of the fly infested, overflowing mound off excrement-laden toilet paper…