My favourite part of the NBC coverage thus far in these Olympics was watching Tara Lipinski win Gold, and watching the East German team absolutely dominate in Bobsled.

WPTV News Commentator Approves of American Chris Hansen Fancying.

The 'back 16 Japan' is indeed impressive. However many purists and experts are in some disagreement over the 'Back 45 Japan'. Many argue that its explosive and somewhat controversial technique gives one an unfair advantage, essentially laying waste to your competition.

As a display of honour and gratitude Daft Punk performed the timeless and revered Russian Police Choir Song: 'We Will Come Under Cover Of Night And Murder Your Entire Family, And You Will Spend Your Remaining Years In An Irkutsk Gulag. Also, Please, Where Do You Keep The Stolichnaya? - In Middle C.'

My girlfriend's hair is everywhere too. It started falling out after she ate a fresh super-bowl batch of Guac and skyline chili.

When you say 'New Yorker', do you mean the self-important Manhattan dweller, or the illiterate resident of Buffalo or Syracuse, or Rochester, or Albany?

Your nation embraced them.

At least they can't be accused of cutting corners on this one.

If by weed he means Dandelions, and by lives he means my lawn - then yes, Mark Brunell is fucking bang-on.

Will they be sent to labour camps?
[hangs self]

This is the face of someone who was just told that she had to share a pillow with Lolo Jones.

Bears should NOT be wearing scarves if they wish to go unnoticed.

I guess 'pudge' wasn't just a clever nickname.

Marmol Heater would enjoy this tidbit.

Bbig Ffan Oof Ffresh Ffruit Rright Hhere. In the ass.

Absolutely horrid call.

The accuracy and detail is astounding.

First they came for the Olympics, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not an Olympian.

too late to edit now! Thanks though.

And much like the cold war era USAF, Lebron employs a Flail-safe defensive strategy.