No, but she's in rehab for an eating disorder. Does one have to be dead for a tribute?

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This is as good a tribute to Ke$ha as any.

Zimmerman better be careful. DMX is going to be one ornery dog after he's had his nuts lopped off.

Shaun White.

I think the most offensive name in sports is 'The Houston Astros', but what the fuck do I know.

The red dot over South Carolina, actually signifies GPS coordinates for The U.S Department of Education drones. In conjunction with their Books For Learnin' initiative.

Unfinished Chinese Cultural Centre Just Filled To The Brim With Carp.

"He taught me everything I know. Including the proper way to savagely beat a cab driver. Rest In Peace Grand Pappy."

I get that Fleury has an effiminate sounding French name, and his gymnastic ability reminds one of a graceful Bolshoi dancer. But it's just straight-up ignorant and offensive to refer to him as a 'super-mo'. He is an over-rated-mo at best.

Fed Nolan?

Canadians are used to sleeping in TaunTaun's so this should be a nice change for them.

That's one of the wingers they brought up from Rochester, Fat LaFontaine.

This, THIS is the face that sells T-shirts.

"This is a sickening display, and shows callous disregard for the rules. They didn't even wait for their names to be called, they all went en masse. Selfish and ignorant - all of them. This, you fucking pipsqueaks is not how you play Red Rover. Where are your goddam shorts???!Q!"
-My Grade 4 gym teacher, Mr. Prohaska.

The swear word in question was 'Finlandia.'

[Philip Seymour Hoffman dies]
[God comes to New York to guide his soul to heaven]

Inside job or not. I think there is one thing we can all agree on: Thank FUCK football season is over.

I tried that recipe. I ended up summoning demons from the Aztec underworld.

Little known fact: Funeral directors use Pico De Gallo has an embalming agent.