It's not often I agree with you Burneko. Lord knows we have differed in opinion (and I'm not even including that thesis you penned about the holocaust not happening), but it is safe to say that I will defend to the death, your stance regarding classic salsa.

At least he flooded it with water and not some tepid horse-semen disguised as horrid avocado by-product.

All that's really left to do is locate a frail and marginalized elderly person to greet people coming onto campus, and to fall asleep standing up.

It's shame Classic salsa is up against Buffalo chicken dip. But for the greater advancement of our nation, this is for the best.

No 7-layer necrotic rot, no Spinach/Artichoke monstrosity and no onion dip. What little faith in humanity I had left has now been restored, somewhat. All we need is for rancid Guacemole to die a slow, torturous death and Al-Qaeda has lost.

"Refreshing to see Auburn continuing the storied and time-honoured tradition of pretending."
- Dead Joe Pa

Guacemole is a scourge amongst tastebuds and needs to be treated as such.

7 Layer dip is masquerading as something it's not, and it knows it. It's 4 layer at best, with a bunch of bullshit mushed together in a sad, putrid display of sadness.

Having to choose between Guacemole and Spinach/Artichoke is like trying to decide which uncle I'd like to molest me. And for the record, it's Uncle Jake.

I for one am highly anticipating the release of Oscar DeLa Hoya's line of headphones: Beats by Gay.

Pictured:
The worst Bar Mitzvah in history.

Does your mom know you're going out on a school night Tom?

Who is the asshole in the Diarrhea-toned L.L. Bean jacket standing next to you?

PREACH!

Mango salsa can hop on the next missle to Aleppo as far as I'm concerned. Other than that, I'm with you.

How the Motherfuck is crab dip losing to seven-layer dip? I weep for mankind.

Which industry spends the most on Super Bowl commercials?
Easy. The television industry.

[Peter Gammons opens lap top.]
[Peter Gammons logs on to Twitter]
[Peter Gammons logs on to Facebook]
[Peter Gammons updates Tinder account]
[Peter Gammons closes lap top]

Spy1: Anything of note from todays online journalist surveillance Evgeny?
Spy2: Nyet.
spy1: Well, maybe one thing.
Spy2: What is it?
Spy1: Peter Gammons…

Maybe he's trying to keep a low profile in Cleveland. Clevelanders tend to look down their collective noses at those who try and succeed. Just ask Ariel Castro.

Classic WWF.