'What do you get when you mix NBA players, EPL players...'

The continual snub of Tom Sellick flies directly in the face of all Nippon Professional Baseball fans. Clearly the ballot voters are demonstrating a lack of direction, and willful ignorance toward the Chunichi Dragons and it's die-hard fanbase.
If the BSON (Beisboru Scribists of Nippon) refuse to adapt while continuing…

To be fair, the majority of people in Cleveland and Bufflao are rooting for 'SF' as they believe it means 'Send Foodstamps'.

I thought I had been to Cooperstown once. Turns out I just got really drunk at my neigbor Gary's house who happens to horde yankees shit.

Pussy.

Michigan is definitely at odds with the state of existence.

I guess it's a good thing that Johnny Weir retired. Due to Putins law banning homosexual propaganda, had Weir won Gold Putin almost certainly would have taken issue with the Gold Glitter ceremony.

How many face-stabbings are the niners' fans donating?

Tom, you should totally try out for this. Think of how many children you get to interact with. Win Win right?

Shortly after this picture was taken, the inhabitants of the Michigan lowland emerged form their shelters and caves gathering around Caldwell. Slightly afraid, curious and intrigued by the strange and warming glow emanating from the tips of the strange blue sticks. Like children drawn to a puppy, the inhabitants…

African child joke!

Ben Bernanke: [pops head up]
"Did someone say Figure Stating?"
[Shrugs]
[resumes destroying economy]

Local businesses are also planning on giving Eli Manning 500 pats' on the head each time he successfully goes potty.

You can bet the farm that Topeka will be in that line.

I read it as Blanka from Street Fighter for some reason.

This is like looking down the beckoning gullet of Lucifer himself.
Who happens to be Marge Schott.

'In fact, Phoenix is the only team among the ten worst road draws to have a winning record.'

Perfect. I can still bring my assistive Rhinoceros.

I don't know what Cleveland's problem is. It only takes me about 5-10 minutes to solidify a Brown.

Without context, one can easily misconstrue these images as crowd reactions at a Kanye West concert.