I forgot about Honeybaked!! I think the only Michigan team I ver played that WASN'T named after a sponsor, was St. Clair Shores.

Great article dude. Reminds me when we used to travel from Toronto to play weird Michigan teams like 'Detroit Little Caesars' and 'Detroit Compuware'. Corporations were miles ahead in America, and always will be.

STUDENT: Tom Cornelius Ley
Current Address: Dad's Couch/tub
Telephone: yes please.
Permanent Address: Dad's couch/tub street.
Team Name: 'Worst Articlers's'
Scout: Albert Burnenko
Race: No, out of shape.
Physical description: Vapid gaze, shuffling gait. Probably has spina bifida, or reduced sense of self.
Mouth Agape: Yes.
Abil…

Having resided in Wazoo, Alabama for pertnear 40 years, I fancy myself an expert on the subject at hand....the skidmarks in question are not those of a tall, handsome, colored gentleman; instead belonging to the audacious and exquisite physique of a 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

Just throwing this out there, I think you are a funny guy.
You and Dug Exciter.
If you see a BrohammadDS on twitter, it aint me...

As you were.

Hopefully the NFL, like the majority of Americans, will die by gunfire or Diabetes.

What about punch plates, blanck punches and stripper plates. If you call yourself a good machinist then yes, these should also die.

I had an oblast reading this comment.

The Wire-haired pointing Robert Griffons.

The Great Dane Sanzenbachers.

The Olbermann Pinschers

If we're talking 'Game-Changers', Pepperidge Farm needs to be on that list.

When Senseless Apprentice decrees, you better damn well listen.
Or he'll start an entire twitter forum dedicated to you and your baloney.

dont forget: "So and so doing something?? So and so doing something!"

Looks like the Olmecs finally learned how to use twitter. "Next on sportscenter, hour 46 of our Mesoamerican ballgame coverage."

Good old Jezebel.
Aside from obscure Grozny message boards and Al-Qaeda inspired websites; this is probably the only place where one can read sympathetic explanations for these poor, misguided actions.

In comparison to Loria: Tan, pales.

When do you Think Tom Ley will lose his virginity? And to which Uncle

I know it's technically a 'musical', but Chicago deserves to be on this list.

you win.