John Cougar Meloncamp is where Cantaloupe's summer.

I'd wager significantly higher than 60 Dutch Guilders.

My state got it's liquor from my Mom and Dad's liqour cabinet.
My state is innebriated.

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"I can think of exactly one other Ray that spent his entire life practicing for one shot".
-Steve Irwin

Thank Goodness!

Aren't you dead yet?

Is she Italian?

This guy needs a telethon.

Clint Howard should be a shoe-in next year.

I debated between that and Rob Farley.

Rob Farley and the Whalers.

In Deadspin land, wings are called 'recs'.

It's fun to say it like my dad used to say it. Like "The Bee-Uhhls"
Like a British person would say it.
Or sometimes he would say it like Ed Sullivan - "right here on our shoe, thebeatles".
that's not as fun as saying it like a British person. Because you don't get to pretend.

Agreed, Ellen and Portia FTW.

'Wellington, Deemer, Hambleton, Covington, Kearney, Wheatley..'
Why don't they just name their kids 'It's Pat'.

The Good News for him, is that Skyline Chili is a liquid.

Is there a difference?

Most Definitely!