In my experience, the best way to tamper with trout was a nice dinner at Shoney's followed by a nightcap of Rumple Minze. But what do I know, i'm just an orthopaedic surgeon.

Is this a Somalian joke?

After a successful bearhall pusch.

At least he didn't throw Gerald McRaney at him. That could have caused injury.

1. Mulder and Scully
2. Evidence Response
3. Hostage Rescue
18. Quality Assurance and Fraud Investigation
19. Jerks from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ( you really think Dr. Jones is a communist? REALLY?)
124. Guy still on the Hoffa case.

Ohhh....FBS teams...

I shot a rabbit in the snow last night. Made a nice stew.
Wife didn't care much for it, but that's because she's a whore.

we should totes hangout.

Wait, doesn't Toronto have 13 Stanley cups?

Gah! I have erred!
I was supposed to have submitted this to the New England Journal of Medicine's 'Potpourri' section. We're having a creative writing competition between fellow Physician's with regards to certain genetic disorders intertwined with popular holiday favourites.
I probably should have gone with 'Winter…

Looks like Keystone.

That chap in the black is clearly Tom Ley without glasses.

Wide-angled forehead with a nose like a kitten.

Poaching Grilli is a much better idea than grilling Grilli.

That's just plain old-fashioned silly.

Jesus Hopscotching Christ, I love it.

I got my son Dylan a Frisbee for Christmas. He is 67 years old, but still spry. I on the other hand have a tough time getting my penis out of my pants in time to get the pee into the toilet. Hopefully Dylan doesn't flush this frisbee.

It's reading stories like these that make me realize I need a stronger prescription for my glasses.

More manischewitz-fuelled bravado, no doubt.

My how basketball has changed. Growing up in Norman, we used to hang the peach basket or Soda crate above the barn door. Every once in awhile my brother Lloyd would miss and hit Pamela (one of our Jersey's) plum on the melon. She usually didn't mind as long as she had a mouthful of cud, which she usually did!!…

"I hate Dis-knee World."
-Derrick Rose

[Goes out to car, puts key in ignition, turns on heater because it's cold, checks mirrors before backing out of driveway. Stops. gets out to see if door was locked. door is locked, walks back to car, waves to Loraine even though she is a gossipy witch, gets in car AGAIN and drives…