I had sex ed in second grade and we learned proper terminology, but there weren't cookies involved. I feel cheated now.

Wait wait wait....so you're telling me that a straight woman who appropriated a lesbian identity for money and fame is actually a totally homophobic, gender-essentialist bigot?

I was actually living in Easter Europe when they broke, and it only highlighted the double standard within the culture. Woman-on-woman sexuality was accepted because men found it stimulating, but male homosexuality was not only frowned upon, but often violently attacked.

The only phrase I know in Russian is "ya lublu sosat hooey" so I think I would be mostly lost.

нето слово

I would rather hang out with drug addicts and thieves than with homophobes. Don't worry, homophobes, I still prefer you to murderers.

...that would be other addicts. If it's not appropriate, I'll stop. Period.

Очень глупий.

I've been expertly using Facebook for years tricking friends and family into believing I have a life :(

It you Outlaw Rainwater only Outlaws will have Rainwater. #irony

This is particulate filtering not biological filtering. I strongly recommend any water filtered this way is boiled before consumption or treated with chlorine bleach to kill everything living in it. I have seen successful Solar disinfection by using a long parabolic reflector and a clear pipe to run the water…

The concept of "Fettuccine Alfredo" alone is enough to make any Italian's brains explode. But noodles with sauce on the side?
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