...because now the Sixers have four lottery picks ready to go on opening night, rather than five

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

Me too. When he won on the cooking show it was like we all won on the cooking show.

That's actually what I did but to a far lesser degree. Casually kicking a soccer ball to a relative a few feet away and my plant leg buckled. Dislocated the knee, sprained ligament and torn meniscus. Luckily no surgery needed due to location of meniscus tear and my knee realigned immediately naturally. Took 4 weeks…

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

...just the tips.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

The same reason I leave the fridge door open. I know I’m coming back later, so why the extra fuss?

I'll take his defensive stance in politics when he starts taking his on the basketball court.

Prediction: At some point this season, in the midst of a 30-point game streak that will dwarf anything MJ or Joe Dimaggio has ever done, Russell Westbrook will spontaneously combust live on television. He will posthumously be awarded MVP.

Former Jaguars player Dan Skuta works out with Cowboys while suspended.

That is the most Jeff Van Gundy story in the world. Talking about something back in the day while stroking his own dick in the process.

You laugh but the NCAA is going to bring the hammer down on MIT for not self-reporting Quan Le having a tutor complete his PE requirements for him.

When can we finally get the conversation going about compensation for these student-mathletes?

I’m a Nets fan too! Life is terrible.

Spike Lee wishes his team was mediocre at best

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…