Phuckin Philly. 

Maybe if it baseball games weren’t so prolonged, someone would care.

When I saw Stanley on this list I thought: “Does this guy watch basketball?”

Do you pay attention to defense, or just offense?

As a Pistons fan, naming it anything other than the “Pizzarena” is a distasteful.

But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse? 

Ice cube still had a better stat line so it’s whatever.

I'll take his defensive stance in politics when he starts taking his on the basketball court.

Had to do a double take. Thought the defender was Michael Olowokandi.

Where's Ayesha when they need her?

Chamillionaire disapproves.