It's asking me to feed it a cat now.

If anything's a problem in the rust belt it's Too Many Jobs, Not Enough Automation.

That's called the DiCaprio effect.

The Predator 2: Predator again

Earlier this year he wrote that after insulting Trump's hair years ago on CNN he got a voicemail from Trump saying: “It’s true you have better hair than I do. But I get more pussy than you do.”

Come and See

My wife, Eleanør.

Random House has been publishing Ann Coulter for years. Hard to see see Milo as crossing the Rubicon.

Rumor is that none of us has.

That's the joke.

Say what you will about the tenets of white supremacy

Naming your company This Is Just A Test is the corporate-wide version of "it's my first day."

In 3 days I am going to kill 2016.

The fascists were googling golfing locations in the greater D.C. area.

Word of the Year, 1939: "omg"

Liberal pundit, facing firing squad: "Actually, it should be 'unpresidented'"

It's like when "Beer Arcades" open in Chicago. Barcade is right there.

Erectile Dysfunction Medicine. This is what Obamacare has wrought.

TO GEATS
WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
THANKS,
DONALD J TRMMMMP

“Now he’s elected, and now it is very important that we all support the president, and that we all come together and we stop whining and it becomes one nation"