White R2s can't jump into hyperspace.

I'll throw in for the Replacements' "Beer for Breakfast."

"For those defending the current anthem, do you really truly love that song? I don't and I'm very good at singing it. Like, one of the best"

“a graffiti artist named Art”

The amount of people on Twitter outraged that Chris Brown got arrested "on suspicion" of a crime is alarming.

*Hathaway puts Princess Diaries glasses back on*

"Nighy."

Patrick Heim, Dropbox’s head of trust and security, told the Telegraph that “this not a new security incident…"

Japandroids Celebration Rock

Based on the embedded Instagram video, his defense is literally "I don't even fuck ugly bitches."

This upvote does not signify my approval of your departure.

Well, semi at least.

I mean, you could just not watch her show.

It kind of looks like a trailer park Goodnight Moon.

I've got Hold Steady/Descendants/the Vandals/Bob Mould/Fucked Up (i.e. Chicago Riot Fest, Saturday) and then Titus Andronicus lined up at the end of next month.

"Baggy clothes and fitted caps" = diapers and crocheted newborn hats.

Boopy doopy doop spandex.

New AVC editorial policy dictates that all Newswire ledes read "Alison Brie is, objectively, a gorgeous lady."

Since For Emma, it seems to me like most of his better work has been with side projects and collaborations like Volcano Choir.

"Her dancers were circling around her and one by one, they fell to the ground, and there were red lights underneath them… and it was beautiful… wait, no, I mean terrible."