*interns look up hopefully from Good Job, Internet! cellar*

Puts Cheetos dust in a spoon with baking soda and fires up.

Anecdotally, about 2/3rds of a gram over an hour and a half or so.

"Will you be like my brother?"

I am gonna make it through this year if it

Also, without talking about the later episodes in the season, I'll say the cartoonish seahorse aspects of this episode are more effective when you revisit it after the finale.

Blackfish-ish is easily one of the funniest throwaway gags the show's ever done.

*PBS staff frowns, adds "Ghost of Eazy E" to pledge drive hit list*

His defense of course was to blame "smear merchants," which we all know are the worst kind of merchants.

USA's Shooter postponed as a result.

I'm sorry, charity?

Never mind, that was FedEx. But STILL.

White men CAN jump.

Chris Cillizza tweeted: "If ANY other candidate gave a presser like Trump did this morning, we'd be talking about a campaign in crisis. For Trump, it's Wednesday."

"Against everyone’s better judgment, Jake Gyllenhaal is returning to video game adaptations with a movie based on Tom Clancy’s The Division from Ubisoft."

So, about Jodie Foster…

Tbh it's getting hard to tell what is and isn't a joke this cycle.

How so?

From the linked article: "There's more to being snowed in than cocaine and catwalks; there's also sex."

"The M&M’S® 'Flavor Vote' promotion is geared toward Millennial generation consumers (the largest in U.S. history with 92 million people — ages 15-35) who are creating an evolution in snacking."