Apparently he fired 3 shots too…

I loved the expression Hopper made before decking the state trooper: "Now I'm going to have to hit you in the face."

"Sub… zero."

The monster reminds me more of the Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth.

The whole El in E.T. disguise at the school sequence is one of my favorites of this season. El’s badass little “peace out” move after making that kid piss himself had me dying.

The AV Club
After a certain point, it just feels like you’re avoiding being alone with yourself.

Side job until your acting career takes off, Internet!

I love how this article just dives in like we all know who the fuck Josh “The Fat Jew” Ostrovsky is.

Those first two albums are pretty tight. I still think "Slow Motion" is one of the best songs of the 90s.

“I keep getting accused of being a white supremacist. But if that’s the case, I must be the first black-dick-sucking white supremacist in history."

The WBC showed up at my college at one point to pretty much everyone's great joy. Everyone started day drinking and writing various pronouncements about God on cardboard signs.

I've got a connect in Bridgeport but I'll need to borrow your car and debit PIN.

Is this what it's going to take to get Mark Fuhrman on Kanye's side?

This is like that time OJ took a knife and - oh wait, no, it's nothing like that at all.

*raises finger, inhaling*
*lowers finger, exhaling*

That's actually a best case scenario.

“Look, I just quoted Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony. She said something similar, too, so did Mrs. Obama plagiarize her?”

*monkey runs, crying*
"Hey! Mojo Jojo!"

(Satan keeps Marilyn Manson on retainer)

Having worked at a rural gas station in high school, I can confirm that there's a hard ceiling to the number of times a person can listen to Cat Scratch Fever.