Draw me like one of your… you know what, never mind.

Common mistake. The movie's actually about a testicle smuggling operation.

I need to watch The West Wing.

Charlie Sheen's "personal Vietnam," in Trump's parlance, was also avoiding STDs in the 80s. And Platoon.

The fact that the courts would quickly strike down any "no fly, no buy" legislation wasn't lost on the NRA when they agreed to meet with Trump on the issue. It's a legislative dead end, and unconstitutional on its face.

Smiley and Abrams pitch television show about Jackson's "constant hunt for personal privacy.”

His street having no name poses residency/voter registration issues.

“I always like to say I was driven out of Germany by the critics."

I've met a ton of interesting people via Uber Pool, some of whom I'm still in touch with, but it's hit or miss.

So like Taxicab Confessions but with fewer regulations?

For all intense purposes.

"Stannis and Melisandre were in the closet making demons and I saw one of the demons and the demon looked at me." - Tormund

The Lonesome Crowded Mid-East

Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find:
El Taqueria Amigo

She’ll play a mysterious passenger who boards a commuter train and entices Neeson with an opportunity that “has dire circumstances if he accepts.”

I thought the joke was related to the judge meeting DiCaprio? That said, if this is a deposition, would a judge even be present?

Yes. Also, FYI, Andrew WK posted some valuable party advice on Twitter just now:

That piece is basically the first (and I guess last) time Starwipe really hit Clickhole levels of hilarity for me:

What's love got to do, got to do with it?

In other words, Rollins wasn't invited to the TV Party.