Pretty simple: they have different tastes from you.

You ain't got no Yeezy in your Serato?

*Mike Myers slowly turns to Kanye, turns back to camera*

He made things worse for himself by flat out lying out the gate about his initial tweets.

I hear there is a sequence in this documentary where the news breaks on cable again that he sexted people other than his wife while his wife is in the room, and he says "fuck."

*pulls up in Flowers By Irene van*

How about Tomorrowland?

Just turn on CNN.

Of course Obummer likes BLACK metal!

"The trees here are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don’t think they sing. They just screech in pain. Let's shoot B-roll."

"Happiness is a strange notion"

Oh for sure. There is a chasm. That said, I think the gap will narrow to some degree and there will at least be a market for more traditional country fare. Stapleton isn't just getting air time on NPR, he crushed at the CMAs. But Stapleton's probably always going to get more love that Sturg or Jason Isbell, because…

There's nothing sweeter than giving your imaginary daughter her first imaginary apex predator.

"#takethepowerback"

#Notallcountry

"The track’s subject—getting crazy, having fun, and somehow letting 'the night shine in'"

This week on MacGyver: curing traumatic brain injury with a pencil and a rubberband.

"starring Joel McHale as an outdoorsman who has trouble relating to his younger colleagues at the digital arm of the magazine where he works"

Man, I tried to recreationally fuck with Suboxone once. Turns out I do *not* have the opioid tolerance of a heroin addict, and spent about 10 hours straight puking. That shit is powerful and I was an idiot.

"regressive cave-man rock"