Bang bang, my bastard shot me down

Anythime Gingrich's name comes up I feel obligated to bring up that time he put out a 3-minute video called "We're Really Puzzled" where he and his staff spent "weeks" trying to figure out what to call smartphones.

“Soup is good food” for Campbell’s

Riz Ahmed’s Bodhi (a renegade surfer, hopefully)"

OK, now that you've said it we're forming a human shield around John Prine.

"His most famous song was 'Desperados Waiting For A Train,' which he noted in concert was about a man he thought was his grandfather but wasn’t"

Bong on you crazy diamond.

Best of Joe Biden's emails to the Secret Service

Be honest, you wanted to see Leia's Return of the Jedi bikini. It's OK, this is a safe space.

Frocking Dead

Apply directly to the Radiohead!

"Murray’s trio of British children’s shows includes Camberwick Green, Trumpton, and Chigley"

And true love lives

Dick Wolf Effect sounds like a sweet D&D character buff.

Scrawler knows words. She has the best words.

So, anyway, that's what Sean O'Neal's been up to.

*unzips*

If I can make my dates to two sequential proms cry and not get kicked out for being an insufferable teenage douchebag, then I think a girl can wear some fucking pants.

Boy are you in for it when your imaginary daughter goes to prom.

One of my many favorite Herzog moments is during Into the Abyss where he's interviewing the prison chaplain, who is talking about his job and love of nature (mentioning squirrels) and Herzog stops him right there and goes, "Tell me more about ze sqwerrels."