This is still better than (the many) writers who earnestly think that going into forensic detail is what makes sex scenes work.

Kato Kaelin.

He wants the good odds, but he needs the bad pussy.

I see the Manchester apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

As Laurence Olivier once told Dustin Hoffman, "Why don't you try UPS, my dear boy?"

His quotes from Rolling Stone read more like a post-basketball game press conference.

"Lafitte said to Allen, provoking 'gasps' from the crowd."

$15,000 dildos, dinosaur erotica, gay crocoduck porn. Newswire is really throwing red meat to the commentariat today.

The Band used to do this with Robbie Robertson's vocal mic. He's only occasionally audible in The Last Waltz.

"So… pegging…"

From the same issue:

The Walking Dead really doesn't need any help parodying itself.

"Netflix saves the average user almost 160 hours every year thanks to its lack of commercials."

That's exactly what Christian fundamentalist would say.

"early ‘00s nostalgia is coming, and there’s nothing you can do about it"

Be grateful. Eventually GRRM is going to start releasing each of these preview chapters in multiple parts with accompanying GoT crosswords.

"Think of a cross between a Nietzschean Übermensch and Steven Hawking, only way smarter and more attuned to the mystical convergence lines under the earth, and you’re halfway there."

"Look for our full review tomorrow"

I have a cat so I'm all set.

Failing that, a normal brewski will do.