My Cousin Vinny

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In that case, I'm asking my girlfriend to accompany me to Hooters tonight.

I remember going to grab a bite to eat after work one recent Valentine's Day, realizing that most restaurants in the area would be really busy… with the exception of Hooters. To my amazement and delight, Hooters was filled to capacity with celebrating couples.

"the show will center on a family of Neanderthals forced to question their place in the world after running into a group of Homo sapiens, the hot new species on the block."

I still can't understand someone who doesn't own a '79 Pontiac Trans-Am calling themselves Meat Loaf.

Tommy was the Tim Riggins of Power Rangers.

I had to increase my screen brightness to see if that gritty motherfucker even has a dick and I've determined, no.

"Also, the Pink Ranger no longer has a skirt that identifies her as a girl."

You could say the same for me and the x-mas special. I also wasn't born at the time.

They can talk the talk, but can they walk the Ewok?

What the fuck has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

I'd watch that. I'd have to be lit, but I'd watch that.

And there goes Kasich, finally returning to the Buckeye State to continue his private war on Fargo and Blockbuster.

I thought Drake already did that on "Stay Schemin'"

- John Boehner

Fiorina is an accurate reverse barometer for mergers.

Moe's Tavern on Milwaukee and Central Park. They have carpeting, which is pretty weird, but that's cool.

Good luck. Clint Eastwood bids high.

The sketch artist session is going to be a trip.